Midlife Mafia


GIGS

• April???

Contacts
TO DO

• Book a gig in April
• Thursday rehearsals: March 26, April 9


SONGS

1. Too Many Pills
2. Live Slow Die Old
3. Waistline
Damn Near Perfect
4. Sandals and Socks
5. Bald Spot
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6. Colonoscopy
7. Grandma Smokes Weed
The Doctor Comes Around at 10
8. Yardwork
Say What?
9. Getting Old
10. Can't Get It Up
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11. Where Are My Glasses?
12. Recycler
13. Fun For All Funeral
Some Of My Friends Are Ghosts
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14. No Sad Songs
15. Waste Time

Song Sheets



STUDIO RECORDINGS (NO DRUMS)



REHEARSAL RECORDINGS




SCHEDULE

Feb 20: Rehearsal with Lee.
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Feb 12: Finished Mix/Master of 7 songs.
Feb 07: Davo finishes back vocals. Mixes to Dropbox.
Feb 06: Met Lee. Recorded Cheeba back vocals.
Feb 02: Recorded Cheeba back vocals.
Jan 31: Davo quits.
Jan 28: Recorded Davo harmonica + back vocals.
Jan 23: Recorded Cheeba vocals.
Jan 21: GIG $0 Aftershock: EnuffZNuff, Vibrolux, etc.
Jan 17: Ruff mixx uploads, Chris vocals done?
Jan 16: Finished recording bass, 4 songs.
Jan 12: Instrumental Mix Report.
Jan 02: Recorded bass, 7 songs.
Jan 01: Recorded bass, 6 songs.
Dec 28: GIG $0 miniBar: Nuthatch-47
Dec 19: Finished recording drums/guitar + rehearsal.
Dec 18: Recorded drums/guitar.
Dec 17: Recorded drums/guitar.
Dec 15: Started recording drums.
Dec 11: Rehearsed, recorded scratch vocals.
Dec 06: Clicks + scratch guitar for 17 songs.
Dec 05: Rehearsed/re-recorded 4 new songs.
Nov 21: Rehearsed/recorded 4 new songs.
Nov 14: GIG -$10 Davey's: Fourensics, Harder They Fall.
Nov 07: Rehearsed.
Oct 30: Rehearsed.
Oct 24: GIG -$20 The Roxy: Blood Daubers, Drugs & Attics.
Oct 17: Rehearsed.
Oct 10: Rehearsed.
Oct 03: Rehearsed/recorded 13 songs.
Sep 26: Rehearsed/recorded 7 songs.
Sep 12: Rehearsed with acoustics.
Sep 05: Rehearsed. Craigslist post to find bands.
Aug 20: Rehearsed/recorded 3 songs.
Aug 05: Rehearsed.
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Jun 16: Recorded Too Many Pills bass, mixed/mastered.
Jun 14: Recorded Too Many Pills drums, guitar, vocals.
Jun 11: GIG +$85 Roxy: Brooks Brown, Remy Styrk.
Jun 09: Rehearsed.
Jun 07: Rehearsed/recorded 6 songs.
May 27: Rehearsed/recorded 7 songs.
May 20: Rehearsed.
May 13: 1st rehearsal/recorded 3 songs.



New Song Ideas

Greg
Sitting On My Back Porch (with a Torch)
Clean The Garage
Shave My Back
Gotta Lose Some Weight (Mate)

Chris
Heart Attack (lyrics in progress)
Not A Dirty Old Man (lyrics in progress)
Politically Incorrect (lyrics in progress)
The Grumpy Convention (lyrics in progress)
Menopause Warning Light
Lover Liquor Liver
Let's Hope It Doesn't Come To That
There Goes My Back
Can’t Get Outa Bed
Grey Hair Is Cool
Everything is Going South (idea from Cindy Howe)



Band Name Ideas

DAY 1

O.L.D.
Olde
Midlife Mafia
Tres Viejos
Bald Spot
The Bag Dads
Killer Codgers
Killer Curmudgeons
Echo Sound
The Schmeltzürs
Steak Life
Shark Canal
Gun Pants
Hairy Back
The Old Band
Old Hand
Sonic Indicator
The Grumpy Convention
Gang of Grumps
Grumpy Gang
Zimmer of Hope
Midlife Mayhem
Second Half
Third Quarter
Almost Over
Time Is Up
Time’s Up
Coccyx Pillow
Gobbing Prostate
Who's Driving
Rest n Roll
DAY 2

Snarky Pappy
Behold the Old
The Mold
The Aged
The Rust
Oldish
Mr. Senile
Sea Nile (senile)
Over Age
The Stale
Very Last Laugh
Prostate & Probate
The Wills
Estate Planners
The Impairments
Impaired
The Constipation
Constant Patience
Constant Patients
The Dementia
De Mint Ya
Crusty Barnacles
Lacuna Kahunas
Analog Dudes
Dodging Tornadoes
Sirens Went Off
The Hamburger Rebellion
The Bismols
DAY 3

Shrooms & Prunes
Way Past Irony
Best Before Death
The Expired
Expiration Date
XPERASHUN
Youth In Asia (euthanasia)
Dead Remedies
Peenuz
CDG
SFG
Sum Fuqing Guyz

DAY 4

Ant Eek! (antique)
RK Ick (archaic)
L Der Lee (elderly)
Hoary Story
Superannuated
Super Senile
Vecchio
The Replaced
Formerly Cool
Van Wrinkle
Not Real Hips
Time Warped
Time War


Poll Entries
Citizen Dick
The Three Misdemeanors
Dirt Bag Diggers
SexoGenarians
Gratuitous Umlauts
The Willing Spirits
Las Putas
The Bunions
MAGWASOH
Slightly Aged
Country Club Rock

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