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Midlife Mafia is a garage rock band from Kansas City that formed in 2019 from the ashes of the 1970s. They make fun of themselves and growing old because it's therapuetic.

Album out now!

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Album Credits

Midlife Mafia Used To Be Cool album cover   Used To Be Cool album info

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cristo midlife mafia  junior midlife mafia  cheeba midlife mafia

They say we sound like...

"Clash-like... early 70s rock."

"Replacements is what first came to mind."

"The Replacements jumps out."

"80s Police jams."

"I’m getting like a Yo La Tengo / Meat Puppets vibe."

"Sonic Youth, The Jam, Pixies, but like Punk/Metal versions of them. Also, some Motörhead."

"Punk as fuck."

"Frank Zappa"


"80s punk meets the Replacements and they had an English Beat baby."

"Early 2000's punk with a Rage Against the Machine vibe, but for old people."

"It's got a classic Elvis Costello vibe to it."

"Fugazi for old guys."

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Cliche Band Photos

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Songs we're recording for album #2...

Grandma Smokes Weed
Little Blue Pill
Sandals And Socks
No Sad Songs
Live Slow Die Old
Fuck Constipation
Heart Attack
Senior Citizen Discounts

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We just look old

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The nights that our wives let us out

Jan 21 2020: Aftershock
Enuff Z Nuff, Vibralux and more.

Dec 28 2019: miniBar
Nuthatch-47, Joseph Warren

Nov 14 2019: Davey's Uptown
The Fourensics, Harder They Fall

Oct 24 2019: The Roxy
Blood Daubers, Drugs & Attics

June 19 2019: The Roxy
Brooks Brown + Friends, Remy Styrk

May 2019
First rehearsal.


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