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Midlife Mafia is Kansas City rock band that formed in 2019 from the ashes of the 1970s. They make fun of themselves and growing old with songs like Bald Spot, Yard Work, Too Many Pills, Say What?, Colonoscopy and Live Slow Die Old.


Call or Text: 913-909-2342

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Laughing is healthy?

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There's a pill for everything.

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We know we're old.

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They say we sound like...

"Clash-like... early 70s rock."

"Replacements is what first came to mind."

"The Replacements jumps out."

"80s Police jams."

"I’m getting like a Yo La Tengo / Meat Puppets vibe."

"Sonic Youth, The Jam, Pixies, but like Punk/Metal versions of them. Also, some Motörhead."

"Punk as fuck."

"Frank Zappa"


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When our wives let us out of the house

Jan 2020: Aftershock
Enuff Z Nuff, Vibralux and more.

Dec 2019: miniBar
Nuthatch-47, Joseph Warren

Nov 2019: Davey's Uptown
The Fourensics, Harder They Fall

Oct 2019: The Roxy
Blood Daubers, Drugs & Attics

June 2019: The Roxy
Brooks Brown + Friends, Remy Styrk

May 2019
First rehearsal.


Call or Text: 913-909-2342

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