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Midlife Mafia is a rock band from Kansas City that formed in 2019 from the ashes of the 1970s. They make fun of themselves and growing old. Recommended for men 45 years or older. Consult your doctor before listening.

Debut Album

Available on all streaming services Friday, April 3

Upcoming Shows

Thursday, April 23 at The Roxy ???

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Song Samples

Recorded, mixed and mastered at Rock Band Academy studios in Prairie Village, KS between November 2019 - March 2020. All songs © 2020 Midlife Mafia.

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They say we sound like...

"Clash-like... early 70s rock."

"Replacements is what first came to mind."

"The Replacements jumps out."

"80s Police jams."

"I’m getting like a Yo La Tengo / Meat Puppets vibe."

"Sonic Youth, The Jam, Pixies, but like Punk/Metal versions of them. Also, some Motörhead."

"Punk as fuck."

"Frank Zappa"


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Songs being recorded for album #2...

Grandma Smokes Weed


Little Blue Pill

Sandals And Socks

No Sad Songs

Live Slow Die Old

Fuck Constipation

Heart Attack

Senior Citizen Discounts

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We just look old

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Merchandise (not available)



The nights that our wives let us out

Jan 21 2020: Aftershock
Enuff Z Nuff, Vibralux and more.

Dec 28 2019: miniBar
Nuthatch-47, Joseph Warren

Nov 14 2019: Davey's Uptown
The Fourensics, Harder They Fall

Oct 24 2019: The Roxy
Blood Daubers, Drugs & Attics

June 19 2019: The Roxy
Brooks Brown + Friends, Remy Styrk

May 2019
First rehearsal.





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